The Comedy Hub (CHN) Best Comedy Articles of 2011

Best of 2011 from the CHN Breaking News Team

Lebron James Takes 20% Stake In U.S. Federal Reserve 

Lebron James Discusses Rebounding From The Credit Crunch

Miami Heat Forward Promises 'Hard Look' At Gold Standard

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President Spams Millions of Americans In Possible Pyramid Scheme

 CHN Has Attained The Following Email From Mr. Obama That Appeared In Millions of Americans Junk and In-boxes This Morning:

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Three Weeks After Tsunami; Fish Found Alive

Rescuers Took A Picture of The Survivor 

Just Prior To Capture

Japanese Rescue Team Defies All Odds With Discovery

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Local Slut Adds Avocado To Chipotle Burrito Bowl

Area Harlot Not Satisfied With Salsa And Cheese

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African Country of Chad Not Heard From In 10 Days

'Not Even A Simple Phone Call,' Says Cameroon

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Muammar Gaddafi Promises That His Military Mission Also Does Not Involve Removing Gaddafi From Power

Libyan Leader Finally Details Mission; Exit Strategy In Prime Time Address

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NCAA Tournament Expands As 5th Region Discovered

Teams In 'South-South' Region Were Feeling Super Neglected

Corpus Christi, TX (CHN) - College basketball fans were awakened Monday morning with the unexpected news that the Sweet 16 has now expanded to the Sweet 20 after an NCAA spokesman admitted that the organization accidentally set up 5 regions instead of the customary 4. 

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Giffords' Recovery Continues To Impress Doctors; Has First Sexual Encounter Since Shooting

Doctors Maintain Satisfaction With Pace of Recovery 

CHN File Footage of 2 people (above)

Houston, TX (CHN) - Just 20 Days After The Tucson Attack, Gabrielle Giffords continues to stay ahead of her recovery plan according to staff at Herman Medical Center in Houston.  

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GOP Selects Guadalajara, Mexico For 2012 Convention

Historic Effort To Target Latino Vote Viewed As Key To Next Election

Children in Guadalajara, Jalisco Celebrate 
The News At A Local Dump

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Obama's Call For A 'Defecate' Freeze May Have Been Teleprompter Error

Constipated Americans Demand Answers Following State of The Union Speech

Washington D.C. (CHN) - Millions of Americans and a Joint Session of Congress began the unusual task of defecation avoidance following President Obama's 2nd official 'State of The Union' address Tuesday night. 

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Bernanke announces interest rate cut on his Boca Raton rental property

Bernanke announces interest rate cut on his Boca Raton rental property

by: Freddie Mac, 12:25 pm EST
Capitol Hill Correspondent

Speaking in front of the House Financial Services Committee earlier this morning Federal Reserve Chief Ben Bernanke announced a surprise move targeted directly at his 2004 investment in the Florida real estate market. Bernanke spoke for nearly 3 hours during the Q & A session on Capitol Hill with topics spanning from inflation to the high price of commodities, and finally his action to lower the monthly payment on his South Florida rental property following the expiration of an 3 year ARM.

Mr. Bernanke notes that the Federal Reserve is more than aware of the "moral hazard" risk that is assumed by focusing the monetary policy of the worlds largest economy on one 3 bedroom condo conveniently located 15 minutes from Ft. Lauderdale with easy access to I95.

He adds that the "pergo flooring and addition of an outside gas barbecue" have made the property a steal for both seasonal visitors or full season residents. Bernanke went on to defend against rumors that he simply did not understand the package of documents from Washington Mutual that explained the automatic rate hike of his mortgage after the 3 year ARM expired last March.
He does remain confident that the "foreclosure rate" of this specific property should remain near zero and that he is willing to consider additional measures to raise credit liquidity should his wife continue to purchase non-consumer cyclical items such as the last 8 releases from Jimmy Choo.

Wall street reaction to the testimony was mixed as investors weighed the disclosure that Mr. Bernanke would not follow through with his plan to print money in order to fill a pinata at his daughters 7th birthday later this month.

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Bernanke Hopeful About His Boca Rental; National Housing Recovery

Bernanke Hopeful About His Boca Rental; National Housing Recovery

WASHINGTON (CHN) -- Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke told Congress on Wednesday that record-low interest rates are still needed to ensure that the economic recovery will last and to help ease the sting of high unemployment. Those rates and the additionally adjusted special rate on his personal Boca-Raton rental property have not produced the stability needed to draw in new homebuyers according to Federal policy critics and the Boca Raton Vista II HOA.

In his twice-a-year report to the House Financial Services Committee, Bernanke struck a confident tone that the recovery should endure. But he also sought to tamp down expectations on both a national bounce back and any upswing on travel season rates for his rental as Northern Jews continue to head to Florida for warmer weather. The 3 bedroom condo (conveniently located 15 minutes from Ft. Lauderdale with easy access to the I95) was also a key component of the Administrations 2009 stimulus package and is the sole target of the 2010 Jobs Bill.

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What is wrong with Ben Bernanke?

This blog is going to track his every move with one goal in mind: What in the hell is this guy thinking?