Bernanke Watch

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Bernanke announces interest rate cut on his Boca Raton rental property

2010-04-03T09:39:00.001-07:00

Bernanke announces interest rate cut on his Boca Raton rental property

by: Freddie Mac, 12:25 pm EST
Capitol Hill Correspondent

Speaking in front of the House Financial Services Committee earlier this morning Federal Reserve Chief Ben Bernanke announced a surprise move targeted directly at his 2004 investment in the Florida real estate market. Bernanke spoke for nearly 3 hours during the Q & A session on Capitol Hill with topics spanning from inflation to the high price of commodities, and finally his action to lower the monthly payment on his South Florida rental property following the expiration of an 3 year ARM.

Mr. Bernanke notes that the Federal Reserve is more than aware of the "moral hazard" risk that is assumed by focusing the monetary policy of the worlds largest economy on one 3 bedroom condo conveniently located 15 minutes from Ft. Lauderdale with easy access to I95.

He adds that the "pergo flooring and addition of an outside gas barbecue" have made the property a steal for both seasonal visitors or full season residents. Bernanke went on to defend against rumors that he simply did not understand the package of documents from Washington Mutual that explained the automatic rate hike of his mortgage after the 3 year ARM expired last March.
He does remain confident that the "foreclosure rate" of this specific property should remain near zero and that he is willing to consider additional measures to raise credit liquidity should his wife continue to purchase non-consumer cyclical items such as the last 8 releases from Jimmy Choo.

Wall street reaction to the testimony was mixed as investors weighed the disclosure that Mr. Bernanke would not follow through with his plan to print money in order to fill a pinata at his daughters 7th birthday later this month.

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Bernanke Hopeful About His Boca Rental; National Housing Recovery

2010-04-03T09:37:00.000-07:00

Bernanke Hopeful About His Boca Rental; National Housing Recovery

WASHINGTON (CHN) -- Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke told Congress on Wednesday that record-low interest rates are still needed to ensure that the economic recovery will last and to help ease the sting of high unemployment. Those rates and the additionally adjusted special rate on his personal Boca-Raton rental property have not produced the stability needed to draw in new homebuyers according to Federal policy critics and the Boca Raton Vista II HOA.

In his twice-a-year report to the House Financial Services Committee, Bernanke struck a confident tone that the recovery should endure. But he also sought to tamp down expectations on both a national bounce back and any upswing on travel season rates for his rental as Northern Jews continue to head to Florida for warmer weather. The 3 bedroom condo (conveniently located 15 minutes from Ft. Lauderdale with easy access to the I95) was also a key component of the Administrations 2009 stimulus package and is the sole target of the 2010 Jobs Bill.

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What is wrong with Ben Bernanke?

2008-01-16T11:47:00.000-08:00

This blog is going to track his every move with one goal in mind: What in the hell is this guy thinking?